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21 June 04! The twins at Sand Camp (some more.) We start with the ABCs of military luggage!
Also 21 June 04! Meditation. Finding your inner child, and giving her a well-deserved time out.
24 June 04! For our friends over in Iraq: The twins at Sand Camp, talk to you some more about the ABCs of luggage packing! Do not attempt this at home.
The twins want to teach you about fireworks safety. Pay attention- or this could explode!The Boston Democratic Convention- as reported on by the Trifecta! And don't miss the game of Hello-kitty-clunk! GWE at the DNC! Wicked won't talk to strangers, and Mr-Henries-clunk is a different game. Plus, Ben Affleck lands in a dumpster. (Sorry, Ben. We needed your chair.)
The Trifecta responds to your fan mail. 13 August 2004. We likes fan mail- and sometimes, it gets answered. This one came in and we liked it enough to answer. Tae Kwan OUCH, baby!!!!
The Twins hit the Olympics, in the broadest sense of the term. (16 August 2004) and then go back for more. (19 August 2004)
20 August 2004, the Twins want to teach you to cook latkes. Another use for a cast iron skillet, and please don't forget fire safety!
21 August 04, In which the Twins teach you how to make tortillas, using a bottle of tequila, a copy of the Egyptian Book of the Dead,and a cast-iron skillet.
28 August 2004: Let's Get Cultural. How do you get a camel into the movies? Wait- don't tell me-
31 August 2004: The Campaign Aganst Homework. Is Evil School really taught in a back alley? Did Good really need help with her classes?
11 September 2004: A Construction Crew Of One. In which the Twins work on the new Website...
check out the earlier episode for our favourite year-round holiday!!! Candy corn, costumes, and wickedness galore. Follow it with a trip to the Halloween pageant. I wanna dress up as a jihad!
We weren't above commenting on the election debates. Election drinking games... Wicked and Mr. Henries, 2008!
The twins prepare some more for the upcoming conventions. (26 Nov 04)
The twins get ready. That's right, they're looking at some serious mischief here...HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! (It's Wicked's turn to cook!)
Also, The twins prepare some more for the upcoming conventions. (26 Nov 04)
29 Jan 05, Wicked and Mr. Henries tell your fortune. What page don't you want us to start on?
4 Feb 05: Happy new Holiday!!Because Valentines Day and Candy for Malevolent Pixies Day just aren't enough!
21 Feb 05: We got a haircut! That's right, darlings, i am an army of Pixie! Check it out! Good and Evil discuss the dynamics of office life, and Mr. Henries gets temporarily trousered!
6 March 05- Wicked's videogame addiction progresses, and Evil gets a lesson in manners. Don't touch the pound cake. Or the angel food cake, either. Trust me on this.
14 March 2005 Solemndragon has some kilos...er...pounds... jellybeans?... to lose... That's right. Come on in and read all about it.
22 March 05 It's annual review time. And Wicked is pretty sure she knows the correct way to fix a fire alarm.
27 March 05 Let the Annual peepwars begin! Meet Mortimer, Gladys, Marilyn, and find out why the Easter Bunny doesn't go to church!
12 April 05- Tax time! Yes folks, it's that time again. Are minions tax deductible? Does it hurt to be amortised? Find out here!
What do a dead pope, a persistent vegetative state, and a bagful of leprechauns have in common? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. That's right. And it's going to stay that way, if you ask Good.25 April 2005
gāteau pour les hordes de zombi de la mort...Wicked has to finish her home ec projects- which means that she and Mr. Henries have invaded the kitchen! Surprise!9 April 05 Two twins, one airplane, and one tin of not onion dip. Believe it or not, I went on a vacation. This has given Wicked a chance to write the episodes. Take a look; there will be more to come. It would have been updated sooner, but zombie island had no internet access.
1 June 05 We have something they'll never have! That's right. See how they cope with the plastic people!
19 June 05!The twins get drunk enough to look for treasure. I'll trade you a science cracker for that map... Science is yummy, and you're not drunk enough to see the birdie!
8 Oct 05! Still unpacking! But we still love you, so take a look!
PEEP SUSHI! the recipe, and pics.
Last year's easter, in which you find out about the Easter bunny and peep sushi, and the great festival of the Zombie bunny begins.15 April 06 HE RISES AGAIN. Mortimer, the Easter bunny, has risen again. If he sees his shadow, it's six more weeks of marketing. And Good has made her famous Peep sushi for the occasion.
28 March 06 What do you do when you have the plague? Well, they each have some ideas.
15 Feb 06 Plague has come and gone at the Casa de Solemndragon. And the twins take it with their usual, er, grace....As for the rest of the construction... Things are somewhat delayed, as Wicked made off with the hammer (muttering something about "improvements").
If you hear anything about a construction crew of one, please try to carefully point her in this direction. Carefully. And watch out for that hammer. Thanks.
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